The 8 Most Awkward Coffee Dates Baristas Have Witnessed

Photographed by Nicolas Bloise.
Once upon a time, a friend told me that no one really takes people out on coffee dates. But I (ever the least fun person at a party) proved her wrong. Because I almost exclusively ask first dates to meet me at a coffee shop. Something about the atmosphere just makes me feel relaxed. Somehow, chatting over a latte or a cup of tea on Saturday afternoon feels way less loaded than sipping on a glass of wine at 9 p.m. on Friday night.
I can't pretend that most of my coffee dates weren't awkward, as first dates tend to be. But, they did and do still happen. I've actually witnessed several other people on awkward coffee dates just by popping into Starbucks for a black tea. So, in the spirit of continuing to prove my friend wrong, I asked baristas to spill the beans (pun intended) about the most awkward coffee dates they've witnessed. Ahead, eight baristas spin some of the saddest and most cringe-worthy tales you'll ever read.

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