The Star Signs Of Your Favourite TV Characters Explain SO Much

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Have you ever wondered why Carrie Bradshaw loves to party? There's an astrological reason for that, and we can explain why. We're bringing together two of our absolute favourite things: awesome female television characters and the star signs. Everyone loves a good The Signs As...meme, and we're taking it to the next level. In this slideshow, you'll find some of TV's most iconic women and discover their star sign. Suddenly, everything about that character will make so much more sense.
In cases where the character's birthday is known, we listed it and matched them up to their sign as appropriate. In cases where we don't know their birthdays, we matched them up with the sign we think suits them based on their personalities. Luckily, we have a lot of material to go on — for example, no one exemplifies a Virgo more than Abbi Abrams from Broad City, and the Walking Dead's Michonne is a total Taurus.
In order to get everything as astrologically precise as possible, we also looked at source material and fan theories about certain characters' birthdays. On Insecure, we don't know Issa Dee's birthday. But we do know that she celebrates her 29th birthday in the very first episode of the show, and she goes into work at We Got Y'all that day. The back of the classroom is decked out in Black History Month artwork of children, so we can surmise that her birthday must be in February. And given that the entire wall is decorated, we can also assume that it must be later in the month, because the wall wouldn't be as full in the beginning of the month. Therefore, we've deduced that she much have a late February birthday, and thus, is a Pisces.
Click through to check out our fantasy astrological picks, and let us know in the comments if you agree or disagree. One thing that isn't up for debate? Leslie Knope is the fictional embodiment of a Capricorn.