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The Chihuahua. The fedora. The "I don't knooooow!" Welcome to the 2004 version of Britney being "grounded."
The 2004 music video for Spears' cover of "My Prerogative" begins with Britney driving her Porsche into a pool, though some might argue that the real car crash was the wedding scene in which K-Fed cameoed.
Nobody has ever looked more distraught than Jamie Spears when it dawns on him that he's been invited to his daughter's wedding, not just a party. Guys, that was a bad sign.
When the aliens eventually take over the planet, they'll unearth a time vault filled with recordings of Britney and Kevin: Chaotic, the aptly named 2005 reality show chronicling the couple's relationship. Sorry, guys. You just had to be there.