Look, we've all seen Wedding Crashers. We know that Corinthians can be a real drag — and no matter how pretty your reading voice is, everyone's already heard it. That explains why more and more wedding guests, bridesmaids, and groomsmen are taking to literature for inspiring and romantic passages come toast-time. We've heard the trend is leaning toward kids' books, though frankly, if someone read a line from The Velveteen Rabbit at any of our weddings, it would just turn into a total sob-fest.
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